What would you do if evil goth babies took over the world with their evil cute smirks, blue bananas, and flying pigs who can eat brains? HAHAHAHA that was random
your awesome and i think you should make a video all about star wars and jet li haha that would be tight and you should tell everyone jet is GoD lmao that would be tight and P.I.M.P. lol i dont know make a funny video with caleb smith rocks on a piece of paper you show in an ask swifty video please ill give you my x box 360
Headbangingfreak777 May 13th, 2008
2:50 pm
Do you have a zombie plan?
and for the idea for a video thing, on your 69th video do something on 69
escapeyourlips May 13th, 2008
6:37 pm
why are you so adorable? =*
and why is your hair so bad ass.
qu’est-ce que tu aimes prendre pour le petit déjeuner?
…you have to answer this! i have a french oral final soon, and i don’t have a good response to that question. oral sounds like orka. orka whale
ahh. keep learning things in school kiddies. cause one day you’ll get pregnant and die.
p.s if a sandwich talked to you, would you still eat it?
…that would be brutal
ShootdowntheStars May 15th, 2008
6:02 pm
hey what would you do if a oompa loompa raped you?
ShamrockRobot May 16th, 2008
7:16 am
Hey Swifty!
If you had a C4 Explosive (that’s a bomb swifty;P) right now, WHAT WOULD YOU BLOW UP?!?
jacko May 16th, 2008
7:31 am
how have you not had it yet O_o
sexyhottiebunny15 May 16th, 2008
10:07 am
“i have a vigina”
u r really sexy!
thats all im gonna say cuz im embarested O,..,O
lol
totally awesome,
anywhoo,so we can ask qustions on here?ok kool i think,maybe,yeah,yeah it is^^
do you have hotmail?
me just asking
and favorit thing of all time is..?
wud u dye ur hair?and if so wat color?
thats all i have so far^^
Hey SWIFTY…… So ummm yep ur lyk so freakn hot to c a pic of me go on myspace georgiask8tergurl1012@yahoo.com……….yes sir lmao…….ur so FUKING AWSOME….WWWOOO!!!!!!!!!
neveragain842 May 17th, 2008
2:05 pm
So Umm… im obsese.. and these videos make my fat jiggle.. (bahaha) i’d be lying if i hadnt said this.. muahhaa… but anyways… its goot to be phat..
spencerxbaby May 17th, 2008
7:49 pm
If you had to choose between using a marshmallow gun to shoot at the Jonas Brothers or a potato gun to shoot at Miley Cyrus which one would you choose and why?
If you could say anything to any celebrity in the world and get away with it who would it be and what would you say?
alexa123 May 18th, 2008
11:04 am
love the hair flip
kelseylovesswifty May 18th, 2008
11:42 am
How many nerds can you take in a fight [or children] :P:D
kelseylovesswifty May 18th, 2008
11:43 am
what would you say to someone that was a hardcore starwars lover, that thought the first 3 episode were shit?
hmmm…
if you were a llama,
and a duck raped
you, and you got pregnant,
what would you name the baby?
ash-a-lay May 19th, 2008
5:36 pm
well. i sent you a message on myspace. and an email. but! i didn’t know if you were going to be able to read them with so many paople sending you messages.
What would you do if you had to fart in a jar, smell it, give it to the salvation army, track down the person that bought the jar of fart, snip a part of the persons hair, wash it in baby oil, eat cheeze, sing every word of the gummie bear song, drink prune juice, run to the bathroom, use the toilet, and then sit on a nike shoe?
If you were trapped on a desert Island,and onle could bring one video game system and threee gmaes what would they be?
emo-luv-4ever18 May 22nd, 2008
9:32 pm
Dude, have you ever stopped in the middle of a sentance and stared at your hand?
sweet_thang12 May 22nd, 2008
9:50 pm
hi my cousin showed me one of ur videos!!it was the one were you were trying to climb the wall!!!xD but anyways i think ur like so hot!!lol will you read this on one of ur videos?!!oh and do you think if every one had a but 4 a face we wouldnt get picked on or farting???cause it would be a burp!!lol ttyl bye LOVE YOU!!
sweet_thang12 May 22nd, 2008
10:02 pm
if you and an 87 year old lady were the last people on earth would you have sex????
ay swifty.
please answer my question.
will you visit Lilburn, Georgia at Parkview High School Next thursday?
please.
that would be awesome.
=].
swifty_iz_chill May 23rd, 2008
4:14 pm
dudee……….
if someone is like-heyy swiftman,(lol) wat city do u want to go to????
be all-id like to go to joplin, missouri sir…
then go to joplin, missouri.
id be the sweetest thing in the whole entire world….
i would buy like a million autographs……
but u should sell them for free.
i have a question toooooo.
blondes or brunnetes???????
:]
swifty_iz_chill May 23rd, 2008
4:15 pm
i meant-
that’d be the sweetest thing in the whole entire world.
:]
peytonbrianne May 23rd, 2008
10:05 pm
hello there!
Would you ever go naked for 48 hours?
angellxx May 24th, 2008
5:53 pm
what would you do if everytime you said wow you passed out?
and what if you were walking by a girl you like your friend pushes her and her tampon falls out and she gets mad and throws it trying to hit her friend but it hits you?
and what if you were carried away by a giant mosquito and it took you to its nest what would you do?
;]
angellxx May 24th, 2008
5:55 pm
if you call me ill sound excited unlike that other girl :]
562 326-2535
<33
you just publicly posted your phone number. that wasn’t clever.
And again…
samanthajotaylor1013 May 25th, 2008
3:59 pm
Okay… So you said if I sent you a question and you chose it you would SO put my name ALLLLL over the response…. okay, so My Name IS:::Samantha::: and my question is… Da Da DA DAAAA-aaa… What did we learn today??? clever, huh?… Cuz you wil Oh So Definately answer that question in the near future… muhahahaha….
i got a good one for you….
1 how nedry can you get?
2 have you ever tried the trick where you put germex on then lit your hand on fire? if not will you?
3 if you could have any 1 person in the world who would it be?
So like you’re pretty much amazing and me and my friend pretty much heart the hell outta you,here are our numbers.call and we’ll actually have questions,unlike that one chick.
Estefany:706-618-4508 (after nine PM)
Ashleigh:706-508-9954(call anytime i dont really care)
oh wait.
if you read this message would you really call us?
Estefany June 9th, 2008
6:24 am
Hey I totally lurv your show! What would you do if you were kidnapped by two really pretty girls kidnapped you would you fight back?
Estefany June 9th, 2008
6:28 am
Do you play second life since you pretty much have no first life? I’m not complaining i love your show!
I will have your babies
Probably not, but I can dream.
Oh, and I will forever stalk you[;
Just kidding, but maybe a shrine in the back of my closet will be enough.
AHHHHHHH
Again, jokes.
But, your videos kick major butt ^^
And you have inspired me to embrase my gamer lifestyle
True facts, I used to be ashamed of it and I’d hide in the corner of my room playing games while no one was looking >_>
NOT ANYMORE
<3
xEmoroars June 11th, 2008
9:30 pm
Okay, so, I watched cloverfield today, I was wondering if you watched it, if so, Was it or was it not complete OWNAGE? P.s. Keep the beard.
OMG your effn funny!!! I love you!!! I love your eyes
Crazihyperninjachik June 14th, 2008
11:55 am
wow…
lmfao!!
man im so glad i dont have a life then i wuldnt have seen ur vids. XP
yes im a nerd get over it and ive already seen lyk all ur vids in 2 days!
uhhhh.. omg i dont even knw u but u shuld lyk eat COOKiES!!!!!!
yes my life is off of noodles and cookies!!
try it.. >.<
my gawsh i neeed a life..
Miss Sarah Renee June 17th, 2008
11:37 pm
Dear Swift,
Dont you just wanna kill all the girls that ask you to have their babies?
like, its sorta stupid LOL.
<3
[miss-sarah-renee]
EllenWOAH June 18th, 2008
10:13 am
I fucking love you, Swifty.
AND YA KNOW WHAT?
I feel a hairflip coming on.
-flipflip.-
are you actually a virgin or not?
and what would you do if a passing elderly woman in the street asked you if she could take a dump on your chest? that’s MY amazingly sophisticated clever question.
x
you amaze me so much!
if i wasnt 13 i would marry you!
ilysm!!!!
ashxoxo June 28th, 2008
10:18 pm
hey sexy pants..
not only are you hot.. but your funny as hell..
i would totally let you rape me.. wait.. i dont think thats rape.. oh well. bye sexy pants =]
BeeBee June 29th, 2008
9:16 pm
Please answer this on your next “Ask Swifty episode!?”
( Are you a follower?! ) What would you do if Every male on this planet started wearing gangster clothes and accesories….Would you wear that too?
Dude u rock, can i have ur email for aim so we can talk to each other, im a big fan of u.
ShaffandSam July 2nd, 2008
12:48 pm
Dude u rock, can i have ur email for aim so we can talk to each other, im a big fan of u.
Miss.Gross July 3rd, 2008
5:00 am
Hello Hello. I must know this . Would you buy old people as pets. and drug them up so they would walk around almost lifeless and beat them and wrap them in old sheets and make them lo0k like zombies, then let them go and yell Zombies are taking over the world and kill them? hmmmmmm?
if a guy has a vagina and a girl has a penis and they have sex…who gets pregoo??
Bobby July 7th, 2008
4:14 pm
do u play guild wars
mzuniverse_99 July 7th, 2008
11:16 pm
Dear Swifty,
why are u so bad-ass?
xXrobomooseXx July 8th, 2008
9:54 pm
I hate bees.they’re all like, “Yo bitch, gimme yo spine!” So I’m like, “Get your own damn spine! I grew this myself!” So they’re like, “You dare deny your fate?!? You are a true warrior!” It’s a really long and boring story, but now I control the shadow demons. So, do you have any enemies? I could easily UNLEASH AN AWFUL RAIN OF TERROR UPON THEM!! NONE COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE PAIN SUCH AS THIS!! FOOLS THAT HAVE DARED PISS OFF SWIFTY SHALL PAY DEARLY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Yeah, I could ttly sick the demons on ‘em. k? :]
-Robo-Moose (aka Emily) <33
Jasmine July 9th, 2008
1:15 am
i have the bestest question for you ever but to get it you have to text me:) 519-574-8157 txt me you know you wanna:)!!
-Jasmine
Mattsacre July 10th, 2008
6:43 pm
Has your mom ever walked into you in the middle of intercourse with Jill? And have you nailed britini martini yet?
nutmistress_08 July 11th, 2008
3:20 am
im cecilia.im new.its 3:13am.
i think im supposed to ask a question.
soo.. here goes…
do you believe in
EVOLUTION?
i mean..u dont look like a monkey to me..
and that the only question i could think of.
i suck at life.
oh well.
and why do girls give u there numbers..
hmmm… i mean.. they dont even know you.
they are WHOREtaculturalists.
bye.
will you do a backwards mowhawk? where instead of shaving the outside and leavin lik a landing strip u shave the middle part. Dude that wld b SWEET!!!
nd u wld look super sexy with ur half beard
much love from the 813
<3
how the hell do i vote for you? i spent like 20 minutes trying to find out and im like fucking retarded as crap sooooo help?
JenGORE July 17th, 2008
2:03 pm
just thought id leave a comment about sun maidraisons.. i wanna get it off my mind ok so
first of all, i LOVE raisins.But i was walking down Homeveiw wondering to myself, why sun-maid, not sun-made?I mean, its clever and everything but is she really the suns maid?
did god come down and say
“YOU THERE ,WITH THE BONNET! YOU WILL NOW BE THE SUNS MAID.IF HE SAYS TO DEHYDRATE GRAPES, YOU DEHYDRATE THEM!”
Anywho, California, thanks for the raisins:)
JenGORE July 17th, 2008
2:04 pm
Ok. completely random.
^-^ we allliked it very much so.
gothsavior July 18th, 2008
3:31 pm
swifty will you get naked for your next video well partially!
caiti and angi July 19th, 2008
1:42 am
omgggswifty! what do you think about keeping a wildebeast in your closet on a daily basiS?
hmmm, yah!
kickassbeesh July 20th, 2008
10:15 am
hey,
what would you do if all the chicks in the world grew penis’s???
baha never mind,
i forgot you have jill :]
dude, by the way your sexy.
you should like get in a age changer thingy muhbobber and become 15 again…oh wait nevermind! you said 15 year old shouldnt have sex!damn i have to stuff toilet paper in my vagina!
Alice July 20th, 2008
4:25 pm
hey,
you should film yourself watching teletubbies
it would be funny to see what you do when u watch it
so yeah!
BYE!
dropxxxdeadxxx July 20th, 2008
11:53 pm
what would you do if a zebra that had STD’s raped you?
Emily and Jessica July 21st, 2008
12:51 am
Hey! do you watch YO GABBA GABBA!?!?!
If so who is your favorite character?
And our bdays are in like two weeks so you should make
us a video?!
Jessica and emily
kaycriot July 21st, 2008
4:16 am
If you had to pee really bad and your peehole had surgery would u try to pee out of your ass??
riku8901 July 21st, 2008
5:42 pm
if u woke up and there was a dude in your bed what would you do?
riku8901 July 21st, 2008
5:45 pm
if u woke up and there was a Teletubbie in your bed what would you do?
Alissaaa July 21st, 2008
8:30 pm
what is mayonaise made out of?
you should know.
by the way i think your fuckin hilariouss.
<333
Alissaaa!
itsmuzicrockin July 21st, 2008
9:09 pm
matt, all of your videos rock! i laughed at all of them non-stop!
keep it up! you’re awesome <3
juris15 July 22nd, 2008
2:19 pm
what would you do if chance admits that he’s gay and LOVES u???
Missy July 22nd, 2008
4:23 pm
if u were a girl would u still like girls?
LacrosseWaister July 22nd, 2008
4:36 pm
What would you do if the ”A Beautifal Lotus” the Band broke up?
colorguard July 22nd, 2008
8:07 pm
omg i love you!! you r soo friken hot. my friends and i call u the funniest babe. dont stop making movies.
what state do u live in? how do u make those awesome movies?
allie July 22nd, 2008
10:30 pm
hi swifty im on the phone with my friend bobby right now and he said when he is making love to “jill” his balls always seem to get scared and they crawl back into their hole is that normal?
OMG SWIFTY I LOVE YOU….in a completely non-gay way…. i would totalyy have sex with your hair though…..well, anyway, have you ever heard of THE GAME?? If yes, you just lost =D
mystery bitch July 29th, 2008
7:14 am
Yo swift is it ok if i fuck a monkey in the ass! i really want to know cause i kinda already did
mystery bitch July 29th, 2008
7:15 am
OMG Y DID I FUCKIN ASK THAT HOLY SHIT -SLAPS FACE-OMFG WTF WAS I THINKING HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!
mystery bitch July 29th, 2008
7:16 am
what did we learn to day? when life gives you lemons! chuck them a lil bitches on the street!!!! booo im alil bitch i got hit by a lemon mommy i need bitch lemon wash!! holy fuckin shit
Sammi July 30th, 2008
8:03 pm
Hey, i love ya show. Its so funny and great. you might never talk to me but it would be really cool if you did. well i geuss ill just watch some more of your show. Me and my friend loves them. ttyl. Peace.
XhArDxCoReXcHiCkX August 1st, 2008
8:11 pm
omg ur sooo “HAWT” and i love the randomness..and the music
would u want a one night stand with me…like now?
Jessie The Tater August 2nd, 2008
3:01 am
What do you plan to do with your life other than making badass videos?
Jessie The Tater August 2nd, 2008
3:04 am
What are your pet peevs and what do you love about girls?
LadyPessimiste August 3rd, 2008
12:33 am
what would you do if you got stuck in a room for 72 hours with michael jackson and OJ simpson and there was no way to scape?
loves swifty August 3rd, 2008
1:42 am
ily.
uhm.my question….are u married? xp
marry me!
loves swifty August 3rd, 2008
1:44 am
wow ur freaking gorgeous.
i think u should make a show like…pretending to be magical….or do a ”how to hardcore dance”
or just randomly talk about old people.
lol.
idk.
i love you.
mystery bitch August 5th, 2008
12:10 am
i want you to have my babies..wait i cant have babies im only 15<—————mark that out!
Kattie[: August 5th, 2008
1:27 pm
Swifty(:
If you had a choice of
Your Mom being in a life or death situation
and the only way to save her is to get your dick
chopped off
would you let your mom die ?
or get your dick chopped off?
or um.
on a scale of 1-10,
how much do you like flannel shirts!?
JESSI August 6th, 2008
3:21 pm
do u record ur “ask swifty” vids in like a closet???
JESSI August 6th, 2008
3:33 pm
Who is ur favorite starwars character???
what is ur favorite color???
what is ur favorite food???
will u hold a sign saying “Jessi” on it…
JESSI August 6th, 2008
3:54 pm
u should do a show on wat u like to do in ur spare time…or on wat u like in a gurl
Xx__MeghanMASSACRE August 6th, 2008
7:59 pm
Have you ever heard of vampirereaks.com?>.>
If you had to dye your hair a unnatural color what would it be?
will you hold up a sign saying meghan rocks:D
(copying jessi)
If you were straped to a chair and had to watch friends episode ever made while being for fed hot wings what would you do???
just courious
o ya Love your videos!!!
corrie August 7th, 2008
11:59 pm
theres a kid in my school.
named michael swift.
and he looks just like you.
in ny though. :[
kacey August 10th, 2008
1:38 am
if you were trapped in a black hole in some place filled with randomness and you could only think of one thing and one thing only what would that one thing be?
jacob August 10th, 2008
6:18 pm
some time you should bring britini on the show okay heres my question if you could be a bannana or watermelon whick one would you be and why
jacob August 10th, 2008
6:43 pm
okay that question was gay heres a different one…………….
if you could have a thresome with of these girls who would it be ………….
[angelina jolie, jessica alba, megan fox, jessica simpson, or britini martini] just remember its a threesome and if possible if you answer this question could you mention my name plz..?? its jacob. thanks your vids are awesome. and if you need an gold membership card ive got one its only 48 hrs but hey 48 hrs is 48 hrs. just message me my gamertag is XxZODIACxKILLER and can you take some one off your friends list. later you rock
alicia August 10th, 2008
10:42 pm
dude ………………… you are like super cute!!! date me?? lol && say hi to me in your next video … Id be sooo happy. my name is alicia btw. thnx hun
<33
alicia August 10th, 2008
10:43 pm
you said that you like girls with pretty faces && you dont care about their bodies …. is that true??
gosh yer sexy, i mean, yeah yer sexy…..you should like make a video on like, i dunno, some sort of crazy thing like, uhhhhhhhhhh oh! like the craziest things that ever happened to you, like ever, o.o
even though that sounds stupid
you freakin rok!
mention me in a vid.
cuz i freakin luff chu!
XD
♥ Mary Edwards
cheekiez67 August 11th, 2008
7:56 pm
Which cartoon show do u think is better POWERPUFF GIRLS or POKEMON????
AND which is ur fav character in the 1 u pick?
Destiny August 11th, 2008
8:26 pm
What Gave U The Idea Of Making This WebSite?
oh And it is awesome…i have seen every show
Ben_fuegos August 12th, 2008
5:53 pm
if u had the chance how would u kill barnie
stephanie_ August 13th, 2008
4:15 pm
everybody loves magical swifty look at him now he’s dissapearing a…
if u could choose anything to dissapear wat would it be magical trevor dissapeared a cow!!
yay swifty!!!
Demetri August 13th, 2008
10:29 pm
Dear Swifty,
I get critisized at school for being “emo.” Do or have you ever discriminated agaisnt certain cliques?
EmoChick August 15th, 2008
4:35 pm
HEYA!!!!!!
Would you marry me if I was 19?
srry no picture!
If no, then would you adopt me and have sex with mr?
you should shave half you beard and half of head hair…..head hair hmmm. i dont know what else to call it….scalp hair??? but you should def do it, it wuld look so BALLIN
ok so wat would u do if u were being chased bye a rabbit and ur sisters ex boyfriends mom when she sudenly dicides she wants to have a three some with the rabbit and u would u do her btw she was really hott
natalie August 23rd, 2008
2:49 am
OMG UR SO HOTT AND FUNNY AND HOTT AND AWSOME ASS HAIR…AND HOTT
…swifty, dude…you look like a friend of mine…we call him doddy…he’s a bit of a nut…like you. he does stupid little voices & maingy little faces…but we’re all Aussie down here. could you give an ‘Australian’ shout out to him & in an Australian accent. Thanks mate.
misscassidy August 25th, 2008
2:19 pm
what would you do if you were locked in a room with michael jackson?
XD
beowulf August 26th, 2008
9:33 am
mr. Swifty,
here are a few questions i would like u to ponder on…
would u rather eat ur mothers chuds or suck a tampon dry?
would u rather have sex with an animal or a dead person?
do u believe fish will eventually take over the world with toilet paper?
if u cut off ur hand and used it to masturbate would it be considered a handjob?
emmryanne August 26th, 2008
9:38 am
Dude You Should Try To Lick Your Elbow.
Its Supposed To Be virtually IMPOSSIBLE!!
:3
Heart The Show Very Hardcoreness!
Angela458900 August 26th, 2008
3:11 pm
so yer hairs bad ass!!!!!!!!! *woOt Wo0t* yeah wat if flying beavers took over the world and pooped on yer friends and family and…..U=] ha..randomzz
ne chan August 29th, 2008
2:19 am
I hate to add a question to the ever-growing list, but what do you think is the best musical ever? The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Moulin Rouge? The Birdcage? Sorry for the lame-o question but I couldn’t think of anything else that someone else hasn’t already asked D:
blood_lust August 29th, 2008
6:26 pm
would u rather swim in a pool of pudding or jello?
lindseys August 29th, 2008
9:19 pm
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Jared Leto? Maybe more when you have a beard….You also kind of look like Matt Stiffler from American Pie Band Camp..but that’s just me..
misscassidy September 1st, 2008
12:29 pm
you you rather eat a gallon of grape jello
or 2 spoonfuls or wasabi (the hot stuff that goes on sushi)
mckalii September 1st, 2008
12:38 pm
if you were locked in a room with a crazy gorilla, and you only had a piece of string, some gum and a tooth pick, how would you use those to get out?
Kenzie September 2nd, 2008
12:21 am
haha your really hott! and i love your hair xDD
but where are you from anyway..
i ask cuz of the accent lol
coolloserperson_101 September 2nd, 2008
8:05 am
Dude you are awesome i love your hair!!!! your vids are awsome
Anonymous September 2nd, 2008
7:55 pm
if a fat chick gave u a million dollars 2 have sex with her
what would u do/
hey “swifty”!
first off, you are amazing!
also. I have a question! Yay huh!?
Okay so. If you got a bag of
M&M’s, three paper clips and
a hair tie….
what would you do with them? im curiose!!
(I had a dream about this) Hey SwiftKarateChop! What would you do if a band of squirrles were marching by carring bloody axes singing “Hiho, hiho, off to works we go…” ?
FunkyNinjaBEETCH September 17th, 2008
6:56 pm
Have you ever gotten a boner wearing skinny jeans!?!
alexisonnnfire September 18th, 2008
2:31 am
Swift karate Chop ….
hahahahahahhaahaahahahhaahhahahaahhahahahha
my sppooon is to big sorry …
alexisonnnfire September 18th, 2008
2:32 am
hey swift karate chop…
what would your perfect afternoon delight?
freak September 19th, 2008
3:06 pm
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
freak September 19th, 2008
3:09 pm
do you think There are more chickens than people in the world. ?
freak September 19th, 2008
3:11 pm
did you know It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open…… lol its true
Anonymous September 21st, 2008
12:32 pm
I LOVE YOU IVE SEEN EVERY ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS UR THE SHIZZLE NIZZLE AND UR FREAKIN HOT I F’N LOVE YOU
So me and my friends had a quite perverted coversation the other day, well we always do, and this question came up: Is is physically possible to have a sixsome with 5 guys and one girl and the guys can’t be gay with eachother? If you believe this is possible let me know.
impulsive caos September 25th, 2008
8:23 pm
holy buttsex!
lets make this intresting you can mention my name on ask swifty and when i see it ill give you a damn question:D
it wont take long so dont be a douche bag, i wont be like that girl you called HAH, names brenda or impulsive caos
haha. Do u wanna donate money so I can move outta the parents house?!? LOL
AlexMalexx September 27th, 2008
10:29 pm
Omg, Matthew i love you. your hair flips are amazeing Say my name on the next ask swifty? Say You love alex?!?! please!!
hardcore haley September 28th, 2008
11:45 pm
hey amm i love your videos
haha you should totay make a video about sharpies!!
and markers and shit like that and act like ut high lol
hardcore haley September 28th, 2008
11:51 pm
oh shit this is the question part ohh well im new here hope
you dont think im a dumbshit or anything.. well i am a blonde
so i dont blame you i gess lol
okay…… now what? lol
hardcore haley September 29th, 2008
12:03 am
okay im going to ask a question now…
** i feel stupid **
Would you ever….get high with the That 70’s show people??
yay-ers im first! =D
you kick ass…
your hair too.
What would you do if evil goth babies took over the world with their evil cute smirks, blue bananas, and flying pigs who can eat brains? HAHAHAHA that was random
YOU HAVE HOT HAIR! AND A COOL TATTOO! DUDE, YOU ROCK!
your awesome and i think you should make a video all about star wars and jet li haha that would be tight and you should tell everyone jet is GoD lmao that would be tight and P.I.M.P. lol i dont know make a funny video with caleb smith rocks on a piece of paper you show in an ask swifty video please ill give you my x box 360
Do you have a zombie plan?
and for the idea for a video thing, on your 69th video do something on 69
why are you so adorable? =*
and why is your hair so bad ass.
what makes you most happy..?
no. what music makes you most happy?
If you got in a fight with a giant beaver, who do you think would win?
Just if you want to know, the beaver is a guy. ^^
WAIT!
And his name is Walter.
Do you Play Guild wars
please, will you send me some money?!
my baby is sickk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nah, not really.
but would you if someones baby was sick?
do 1 on star wars
or a zombie thriller thing
ur cute!!
Hmm, I dunno..Your awesome..Keep at it..Sir Awesomeness
you are a comical genius..are you just that amazing or do you practice?
whats your email?
if you left the great state of alabama, where would you go?
can we have sex im 18
if your so cute why havent u had sex yet?
qu’est-ce que tu aimes prendre pour le petit déjeuner?
…you have to answer this! i have a french oral final soon, and i don’t have a good response to that question. oral sounds like orka. orka whale
ahh. keep learning things in school kiddies. cause one day you’ll get pregnant and die.
SANDWICH!
p.s if a sandwich talked to you, would you still eat it?
…that would be brutal
hey what would you do if a oompa loompa raped you?
Hey Swifty!
If you had a C4 Explosive (that’s a bomb swifty;P) right now, WHAT WOULD YOU BLOW UP?!?
how have you not had it yet O_o
“i have a vigina”
u r really sexy!
thats all im gonna say cuz im embarested O,..,O
lol
totally awesome,
anywhoo,so we can ask qustions on here?ok kool i think,maybe,yeah,yeah it is^^
do you have hotmail?
me just asking
and favorit thing of all time is..?
wud u dye ur hair?and if so wat color?
thats all i have so far^^
XXlove,4rm bunnyXX(isabella)
You are amazingly SWEET!
R U GONNA UPLOSD UR NEW VID OR WHAT!!!!
gosh.
*upload
Hey SWIFTY…… So ummm yep ur lyk so freakn hot to c a pic of me go on myspace georgiask8tergurl1012@yahoo.com……….yes sir lmao…….ur so FUKING AWSOME….WWWOOO!!!!!!!!!
So Umm… im obsese.. and these videos make my fat jiggle.. (bahaha) i’d be lying if i hadnt said this.. muahhaa… but anyways… its goot to be phat..
If you had to choose between using a marshmallow gun to shoot at the Jonas Brothers or a potato gun to shoot at Miley Cyrus which one would you choose and why?
If you could say anything to any celebrity in the world and get away with it who would it be and what would you say?
love the hair flip
How many nerds can you take in a fight [or children] :P:D
what would you say to someone that was a hardcore starwars lover, that thought the first 3 episode were shit?
Dear Swift Karate Chop!
Did you ever hook up with Chance Explosion??
hmmm…
if you were a llama,
and a duck raped
you, and you got pregnant,
what would you name the baby?
well. i sent you a message on myspace. and an email. but! i didn’t know if you were going to be able to read them with so many paople sending you messages.
ne ways. can you make the chewbacca noise ???
Hello Swifty, can you eat soup with a fork?
can you outstare a mirror? [:
hi swifty
can you wank with your left hand?
hey swifty call me 721-0359 inless you have a pussy
dude you are so awsome and my question is will you call me? 721-0359.
dude you rock I’ve watced all of your vids and your soooooo funny not to mention your acsent rox
Would you call me?
that would make me giggle (:
203-704-7958
ill give you free tacos.
i work at taco bell aha
What would you do if you had to fart in a jar, smell it, give it to the salvation army, track down the person that bought the jar of fart, snip a part of the persons hair, wash it in baby oil, eat cheeze, sing every word of the gummie bear song, drink prune juice, run to the bathroom, use the toilet, and then sit on a nike shoe?
If you were trapped on a desert Island,and onle could bring one video game system and threee gmaes what would they be?
Dude, have you ever stopped in the middle of a sentance and stared at your hand?
hi my cousin showed me one of ur videos!!it was the one were you were trying to climb the wall!!!xD but anyways i think ur like so hot!!lol will you read this on one of ur videos?!!oh and do you think if every one had a but 4 a face we wouldnt get picked on or farting???cause it would be a burp!!lol ttyl bye LOVE YOU!!
if you and an 87 year old lady were the last people on earth would you have sex????
If you only had 3 days to live what would you do?
you should answer that.
ay swifty.
please answer my question.
will you visit Lilburn, Georgia at Parkview High School Next thursday?
please.
that would be awesome.
=].
dudee……….
if someone is like-heyy swiftman,(lol) wat city do u want to go to????
be all-id like to go to joplin, missouri sir…
then go to joplin, missouri.
id be the sweetest thing in the whole entire world….
i would buy like a million autographs……
but u should sell them for free.
i have a question toooooo.
blondes or brunnetes???????
:]
i meant-
that’d be the sweetest thing in the whole entire world.
:]
hello there!
Would you ever go naked for 48 hours?
what would you do if everytime you said wow you passed out?
and what if you were walking by a girl you like your friend pushes her and her tampon falls out and she gets mad and throws it trying to hit her friend but it hits you?
and what if you were carried away by a giant mosquito and it took you to its nest what would you do?
;]
if you call me ill sound excited unlike that other girl :]
562 326-2535
<33
you just publicly posted your phone number. that wasn’t clever.
sorry my phone broke
dont calll
:[
wow a normal question, how do you make a real official website
btw call if you would:)
4175695944
And again…
Okay… So you said if I sent you a question and you chose it you would SO put my name ALLLLL over the response…. okay, so My Name IS:::Samantha::: and my question is… Da Da DA DAAAA-aaa… What did we learn today??? clever, huh?… Cuz you wil Oh So Definately answer that question in the near future… muhahahaha….
“is that a squid?”
NO
it’s a blooper! you should know better matt >:(
we should punish him.
like… make him watch the mario brothers movie.
for 3 days straight.
that should do it.
If You were a dildo… What would you do first? LMAO
will you curl your hair for one episode?
youre hilarious i love you man
hey swifty u should make a video of the funniest thing u have done on Ask Swifty
dude i freakin crap my pants watchin Ask Swifty
Hey so wat do you like in a girl…and be honest please
why are u soooo super sexy
okay heres my question…..this dude at my school hites on me…but hes like my bestest friend….Would u do anything like that??
dude you are so awsome can you hit your head against the door!!!!
i got a good one for you….
1 how nedry can you get?
2 have you ever tried the trick where you put germex on then lit your hand on fire? if not will you?
3 if you could have any 1 person in the world who would it be?
dude what would you do if u where bruce lee?
Whats better?
Sex or Chocolate.
your taste in music is incredible
I’ll ask you a question if you call me.
903-720-2087
you should make a video about grand theft auto..
yay starwars…
if i give u a blow job will you have sex with me..?
if you had a post-it stapled to your ear lobe what would it say?
what would you do if a guy asked you out?
my friend steve wants to know how old your vagina is.
My best friend called a cunt whore cuz
this guy she liked asked me out!!
I decked her!
Do you think i should have done that??
Peace
Santana
if you could give birth to any object you wanted, what would it be?
Swifty it wont let me go to the website to ask you a question
so ill just ask you on here
what woud you do if koolaid man fell from the sky and started doing the milkshake dance?
So like you’re pretty much amazing and me and my friend pretty much heart the hell outta you,here are our numbers.call and we’ll actually have questions,unlike that one chick.
Estefany:706-618-4508 (after nine PM)
Ashleigh:706-508-9954(call anytime i dont really care)
oh wait.
if you read this message would you really call us?
Hey I totally lurv your show! What would you do if you were kidnapped by two really pretty girls kidnapped you would you fight back?
Do you play second life since you pretty much have no first life? I’m not complaining i love your show!
lmao I wanna know if you would ever consider doing a shirtless web cast,like where we could actually see the stomach?
when will you ever fix that poster on your door?
=D
and
who do you want to win Obama or McCain?
I will have your babies
Probably not, but I can dream.
Oh, and I will forever stalk you[;
Just kidding, but maybe a shrine in the back of my closet will be enough.
AHHHHHHH
Again, jokes.
But, your videos kick major butt ^^
And you have inspired me to embrase my gamer lifestyle
True facts, I used to be ashamed of it and I’d hide in the corner of my room playing games while no one was looking >_>
NOT ANYMORE
<3
Okay, so, I watched cloverfield today, I was wondering if you watched it, if so, Was it or was it not complete OWNAGE? P.s. Keep the beard.
my brother plays world of warcraft.
isnt he gay.
OMG your effn funny!!! I love you!!! I love your eyes
wow…
lmfao!!
man im so glad i dont have a life then i wuldnt have seen ur vids. XP
yes im a nerd get over it and ive already seen lyk all ur vids in 2 days!
uhhhh.. omg i dont even knw u but u shuld lyk eat COOKiES!!!!!!
yes my life is off of noodles and cookies!!
try it.. >.<
my gawsh i neeed a life..
Dear Swift,
Dont you just wanna kill all the girls that ask you to have their babies?
like, its sorta stupid LOL.
<3
[miss-sarah-renee]
I fucking love you, Swifty.
AND YA KNOW WHAT?
I feel a hairflip coming on.
-flipflip.-
are you actually a virgin or not?
and what would you do if a passing elderly woman in the street asked you if she could take a dump on your chest? that’s MY amazingly sophisticated clever question.
x
Hey sexy!
How come every time I watch your videos I laughe so hard I spit on the screen???
i have a question
what´s wrong with guys in all around the world ?
I WILL NEVER UNDERSTEND YOU !!
I love you swift here from Argentina.
If i raped you would you rezent me for it?
p.s. is it rape if it was your simesse twin?
you amaze me so much!
if i wasnt 13 i would marry you!
ilysm!!!!
hey sexy pants..
not only are you hot.. but your funny as hell..
i would totally let you rape me.. wait.. i dont think thats rape.. oh well. bye sexy pants =]
Please answer this on your next “Ask Swifty episode!?”
( Are you a follower?! ) What would you do if Every male on this planet started wearing gangster clothes and accesories….Would you wear that too?
if you had a nickel for everytime you slept with jill how much money would you have
lmao
Dude, I’m a guy, I’m not gay, but like we so have to scissors sometime man, I get Carmen Electra though, you can have Jessica Alba. (:
hm if i gave u my number would u call meh?
~katey butts~
Dude u rock, can i have ur email for aim so we can talk to each other, im a big fan of u.
Dude u rock, can i have ur email for aim so we can talk to each other, im a big fan of u.
Hello Hello. I must know this . Would you buy old people as pets. and drug them up so they would walk around almost lifeless and beat them and wrap them in old sheets and make them lo0k like zombies, then let them go and yell Zombies are taking over the world and kill them? hmmmmmm?
If you run backwards do you gain weight?
what would you do….if you had a magic pickle..????
- RawrZ
yeah you should do a video
on white girls throwing up peace signs
with that werid smirk on their faces.
=]
i added ur myspace man..
peacee&lovee
What would you do if OJ pop out the dark?
can animals have tourettes?
oh yeaaa…
if a guy has a vagina and a girl has a penis and they have sex…who gets pregoo??
do u play guild wars
Dear Swifty,
why are u so bad-ass?
I hate bees.they’re all like, “Yo bitch, gimme yo spine!” So I’m like, “Get your own damn spine! I grew this myself!” So they’re like, “You dare deny your fate?!? You are a true warrior!” It’s a really long and boring story, but now I control the shadow demons. So, do you have any enemies? I could easily UNLEASH AN AWFUL RAIN OF TERROR UPON THEM!! NONE COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE PAIN SUCH AS THIS!! FOOLS THAT HAVE DARED PISS OFF SWIFTY SHALL PAY DEARLY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Yeah, I could ttly sick the demons on ‘em. k? :]
-Robo-Moose (aka Emily) <33
i have the bestest question for you ever but to get it you have to text me:) 519-574-8157 txt me you know you wanna:)!!
-Jasmine
Has your mom ever walked into you in the middle of intercourse with Jill? And have you nailed britini martini yet?
im cecilia.im new.its 3:13am.
i think im supposed to ask a question.
soo.. here goes…
do you believe in
EVOLUTION?
i mean..u dont look like a monkey to me..
and that the only question i could think of.
i suck at life.
oh well.
and why do girls give u there numbers..
hmmm… i mean.. they dont even know you.
they are WHOREtaculturalists.
bye.
what made you start this?
and are you seriously gona shave half of your face?
Hey! Question for ya, Whats your most disturbing moment? lol, like has a creature ever gone up your pants leg O.o…
what would you do if a preist wrapped in bondage raped you
?!!?!?
what if a random furry wanted to yiff your face? would u say yes, maybe, or hellz naw bish get outta mah face >:O then bitch slap them?
yeah…that`s a cool question
You know what would be really crazy…If you made a video everyday for a week!
WHY DONT U READ OR REPLY ME ON MYSPACE
that was very random but funny!
hey hey hey(:
i was wondering if you could totally do a parody of miley/hanna montanna?
^^or if you could totally mention my name in a video(:
You rock Matt!
swifty you are AMAZING!! your videos are great! urmmm
yeah!
hey can you answer this question …
who do you think would win in a fight ? your mum or a donkey?
your so great matt:]]
thanks for making my day swift-tastic!
<3
omg ur like the best..ur sooo hawt and funny!!
I luv ur hair and ur awesome tatoo!!!!
U FUCKIN ROCK!!!
Hey uh, can you put mine and a friends “project band” in one of your vids?
If so, heres a link.
-OVS
http://www.myspace.com/obscurevaginalsecretion
I almost forgot, nice videos man. They keep me laughing.
have u ever been reved
watch this
well go to this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axQJtcSDsa8
Just wondering, I wanted to purchase a swiftkaratechop t-shirt, do you ship to canada?
what would you do if a giant summo wrestler just came up to you and asked if he could rape you???
why did u start ask swifty????
will you do a backwards mowhawk? where instead of shaving the outside and leavin lik a landing strip u shave the middle part. Dude that wld b SWEET!!!
nd u wld look super sexy with ur half beard
much love from the 813
<3
how the hell do i vote for you? i spent like 20 minutes trying to find out and im like fucking retarded as crap sooooo help?
just thought id leave a comment about sun maidraisons.. i wanna get it off my mind ok so
first of all, i LOVE raisins.But i was walking down Homeveiw wondering to myself, why sun-maid, not sun-made?I mean, its clever and everything but is she really the suns maid?
did god come down and say
“YOU THERE ,WITH THE BONNET! YOU WILL NOW BE THE SUNS MAID.IF HE SAYS TO DEHYDRATE GRAPES, YOU DEHYDRATE THEM!”
Anywho, California, thanks for the raisins:)
Ok. completely random.
^-^ we allliked it very much so.
swifty will you get naked for your next video well partially!
omgggswifty! what do you think about keeping a wildebeast in your closet on a daily basiS?
hmmm, yah!
hey,
what would you do if all the chicks in the world grew penis’s???
baha never mind,
i forgot you have jill :]
dude, by the way your sexy.
you should like get in a age changer thingy muhbobber and become 15 again…oh wait nevermind! you said 15 year old shouldnt have sex!damn i have to stuff toilet paper in my vagina!
hey,
you should film yourself watching teletubbies
it would be funny to see what you do when u watch it
so yeah!
BYE!
what would you do if a zebra that had STD’s raped you?
Hey! do you watch YO GABBA GABBA!?!?!
If so who is your favorite character?
And our bdays are in like two weeks so you should make
us a video?!
Jessica and emily
If you had to pee really bad and your peehole had surgery would u try to pee out of your ass??
if u woke up and there was a dude in your bed what would you do?
if u woke up and there was a Teletubbie in your bed what would you do?
what is mayonaise made out of?
you should know.
by the way i think your fuckin hilariouss.
<333
Alissaaa!
matt, all of your videos rock! i laughed at all of them non-stop!
keep it up! you’re awesome <3
what would you do if chance admits that he’s gay and LOVES u???
if u were a girl would u still like girls?
What would you do if the ”A Beautifal Lotus” the Band broke up?
omg i love you!! you r soo friken hot. my friends and i call u the funniest babe. dont stop making movies.
what state do u live in? how do u make those awesome movies?
hi swifty im on the phone with my friend bobby right now and he said when he is making love to “jill” his balls always seem to get scared and they crawl back into their hole is that normal?
OKUi9e qv8032ry07vdd91vdsv0ylv7y4
uhh.. why do you add mayonaise??
OHMYGOD I FINALLY FOUND THIS DAMN COMMENT BOX!
anywhooo
banana’s are fucking sexy, sooo…would you have lovely and amazing and orgasmic.. banana splits with me?
why is the sky blue?
have you ever had the urge to touch yourself at the movies?
are you gay?
Where did you get the name “Nigga Boobay” from? Is there a story behind it? I want to know the story behind that…sounds like it would be interesting!
swifty your frigginn hawttt,
i would so have yo babieeeees;]
if your penis got chopped off would you replace it with a banana or a vagina?
what would u do if president bush asked for a blow job?
what would yoju do if u found out jessica alba has a penis?
would you suck my nip
what would you do if you woke up with a penis and a vagina?
Okay.
So Chance is definitly the hottest thing I have ever seen.
Would you ever have a three somee.
me him and youu?
OMG SWIFTY I LOVE YOU….in a completely non-gay way…. i would totalyy have sex with your hair though…..well, anyway, have you ever heard of THE GAME?? If yes, you just lost =D
Yo swift is it ok if i fuck a monkey in the ass! i really want to know cause i kinda already did
OMG Y DID I FUCKIN ASK THAT HOLY SHIT -SLAPS FACE-OMFG WTF WAS I THINKING HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!
what did we learn to day? when life gives you lemons! chuck them a lil bitches on the street!!!! booo im alil bitch i got hit by a lemon mommy i need bitch lemon wash!! holy fuckin shit
Hey, i love ya show. Its so funny and great. you might never talk to me but it would be really cool if you did. well i geuss ill just watch some more of your show. Me and my friend loves them. ttyl. Peace.
omg ur sooo “HAWT” and i love the randomness..and the music
would u want a one night stand with me…like now?
What do you plan to do with your life other than making badass videos?
What are your pet peevs and what do you love about girls?
what would you do if you got stuck in a room for 72 hours with michael jackson and OJ simpson and there was no way to scape?
ily.
uhm.my question….are u married? xp
marry me!
wow ur freaking gorgeous.
i think u should make a show like…pretending to be magical….or do a ”how to hardcore dance”
or just randomly talk about old people.
lol.
idk.
i love you.
i want you to have my babies..wait i cant have babies im only 15<—————mark that out!
Swifty(:
If you had a choice of
Your Mom being in a life or death situation
and the only way to save her is to get your dick
chopped off
would you let your mom die ?
or get your dick chopped off?
[and im sorry if this makes you hurt :]
what would you do for a klondike bar?
O_O
or um.
on a scale of 1-10,
how much do you like flannel shirts!?
do u record ur “ask swifty” vids in like a closet???
Who is ur favorite starwars character???
what is ur favorite color???
what is ur favorite food???
will u hold a sign saying “Jessi” on it…
u should do a show on wat u like to do in ur spare time…or on wat u like in a gurl
Have you ever heard of vampirereaks.com?>.>
If you had to dye your hair a unnatural color what would it be?
will you hold up a sign saying meghan rocks:D
(copying jessi)
If you were straped to a chair and had to watch friends episode ever made while being for fed hot wings what would you do???
just courious
o ya Love your videos!!!
theres a kid in my school.
named michael swift.
and he looks just like you.
in ny though. :[
if you were trapped in a black hole in some place filled with randomness and you could only think of one thing and one thing only what would that one thing be?
some time you should bring britini on the show okay heres my question if you could be a bannana or watermelon whick one would you be and why
okay that question was gay heres a different one…………….
if you could have a thresome with of these girls who would it be ………….
[angelina jolie, jessica alba, megan fox, jessica simpson, or britini martini] just remember its a threesome and if possible if you answer this question could you mention my name plz..?? its jacob. thanks your vids are awesome. and if you need an gold membership card ive got one its only 48 hrs but hey 48 hrs is 48 hrs. just message me my gamertag is XxZODIACxKILLER and can you take some one off your friends list. later you rock
dude ………………… you are like super cute!!! date me?? lol && say hi to me in your next video … Id be sooo happy. my name is alicia btw. thnx hun
<33
you said that you like girls with pretty faces && you dont care about their bodies …. is that true??
gosh yer sexy, i mean, yeah yer sexy…..you should like make a video on like, i dunno, some sort of crazy thing like, uhhhhhhhhhh oh! like the craziest things that ever happened to you, like ever, o.o
even though that sounds stupid
you freakin rok!
mention me in a vid.
cuz i freakin luff chu!
XD
♥ Mary Edwards
Which cartoon show do u think is better POWERPUFF GIRLS or POKEMON????
AND which is ur fav character in the 1 u pick?
What Gave U The Idea Of Making This WebSite?
oh And it is awesome…i have seen every show
if u had the chance how would u kill barnie
everybody loves magical swifty look at him now he’s dissapearing a…
if u could choose anything to dissapear wat would it be magical trevor dissapeared a cow!!
yay swifty!!!
Dear Swifty,
I get critisized at school for being “emo.” Do or have you ever discriminated agaisnt certain cliques?
HEYA!!!!!!
Would you marry me if I was 19?
srry no picture!
If no, then would you adopt me and have sex with mr?
i love snapple do you love snapple.
i fell retarted right now i like puttinglittle faces when i write like these ones
0.o ;);(;{;}._______________________________________.
i hate snapple its so gross like its blah and it taste like rawr bii
Dude do you play WoW??
and if soo what is one of ur screen names??
hey swifty!!!!!
your amazingly hilarious!!!!!
i got two questions:
1: starwars is by far the best movie, next to pretty much all tim burton flims, what do you think?
2: if you were gay what kind of guy would be your type? hahahah your to cool to be gay, lol
http://s277.photobucket.com/albums/kk42/crackerjack4life111/?action=view¤t=jenniespicsandrose284.jpg
do i have the right facial fetures hahahaha
i think that u should shave half of our hair off
1.Are you shore ur not gay?hehe
2.Do you watch tsubasa???
3.Does your dick have a name…? like ur hand????
4.If you like anime more than you like your boyfriend what do you?
so, I have a question, if you are a ninja, I think, you should lets us now, by telling us, what the rules are to being a ninja.
you should shave half you beard and half of head hair…..head hair hmmm. i dont know what else to call it….scalp hair??? but you should def do it, it wuld look so BALLIN
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ok so wat would u do if u were being chased bye a rabbit and ur sisters ex boyfriends mom when she sudenly dicides she wants to have a three some with the rabbit and u would u do her btw she was really hott
OMG UR SO HOTT AND FUNNY AND HOTT AND AWSOME ASS HAIR…AND HOTT
How do you feel about toilet paper? =P
…swifty, dude…you look like a friend of mine…we call him doddy…he’s a bit of a nut…like you. he does stupid little voices & maingy little faces…but we’re all Aussie down here. could you give an ‘Australian’ shout out to him & in an Australian accent. Thanks mate.
what would you do if you were locked in a room with michael jackson?
XD
mr. Swifty,
here are a few questions i would like u to ponder on…
would u rather eat ur mothers chuds or suck a tampon dry?
would u rather have sex with an animal or a dead person?
do u believe fish will eventually take over the world with toilet paper?
if u cut off ur hand and used it to masturbate would it be considered a handjob?
Dude You Should Try To Lick Your Elbow.
Its Supposed To Be virtually IMPOSSIBLE!!
:3
Heart The Show Very Hardcoreness!
so yer hairs bad ass!!!!!!!!! *woOt Wo0t* yeah wat if flying beavers took over the world and pooped on yer friends and family and…..U=] ha..randomzz
I hate to add a question to the ever-growing list, but what do you think is the best musical ever? The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Moulin Rouge? The Birdcage? Sorry for the lame-o question but I couldn’t think of anything else that someone else hasn’t already asked D:
would u rather swim in a pool of pudding or jello?
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Jared Leto? Maybe more when you have a beard….You also kind of look like Matt Stiffler from American Pie Band Camp..but that’s just me..
you you rather eat a gallon of grape jello
or 2 spoonfuls or wasabi (the hot stuff that goes on sushi)
if you were locked in a room with a crazy gorilla, and you only had a piece of string, some gum and a tooth pick, how would you use those to get out?
haha your really hott! and i love your hair xDD
but where are you from anyway..
i ask cuz of the accent lol
Dude you are awesome i love your hair!!!! your vids are awsome
if a fat chick gave u a million dollars 2 have sex with her
what would u do/
u should shave ur berd off!!!!!!!!!!
Want to marry me?♥
(:
you probably wont answer this but
what would you say to your dad if he was way to over pertective?
:/
gahahaha.. bum in the cheese.. thats all i have to say
hey “swifty”!
im curiose!!
first off, you are amazing!
also. I have a question! Yay huh!?
Okay so. If you got a bag of
M&M’s, three paper clips and
a hair tie….
what would you do with them?
hmmm.
idk if its just because im wayyyy over tired,
but you are hilarious!
be my best friend?
Hey, how are you? I absolutelly love your video, okay?
And you are so fucking cute
Please, add me in myspace
bye bye xoxo
hey sup i love your videos and i had sex because of you!!! :>
u and chance should play chubby bunny to see who has the biggest mouth!
Dude; i love you.
((and your hair is amazing))
((and youre gorgeous))
((and hilarious!!))
x x x
swifty!! you are so sexy and your show is so far beyond awesome. i would totally fuck your brains out
if you had to choose between eating a cat or disecting a police officer what would you choose.
Umm is it weird that guys are atracted to me?
my answer HOLY ****************** YEA ****** *** thats what i say bitch! i mean *****
ok my bad im srry =’(
ok i really am
(I had a dream about this) Hey SwiftKarateChop! What would you do if a band of squirrles were marching by carring bloody axes singing “Hiho, hiho, off to works we go…” ?
Have you ever gotten a boner wearing skinny jeans!?!
Swift karate Chop ….
hahahahahahhaahaahahahhaahhahahaahhahahahha
my sppooon is to big sorry …
hey swift karate chop…
what would your perfect afternoon delight?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
do you think There are more chickens than people in the world. ?
did you know It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open…… lol its true
I LOVE YOU IVE SEEN EVERY ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS UR THE SHIZZLE NIZZLE AND UR FREAKIN HOT I F’N LOVE YOU
3h9OEl Hello
I am Russo
So me and my friends had a quite perverted coversation the other day, well we always do, and this question came up: Is is physically possible to have a sixsome with 5 guys and one girl and the guys can’t be gay with eachother? If you believe this is possible let me know.
holy buttsex!
lets make this intresting you can mention my name on ask swifty and when i see it ill give you a damn question:D
it wont take long so dont be a douche bag, i wont be like that girl you called HAH, names brenda or impulsive caos
haha. Do u wanna donate money so I can move outta the parents house?!? LOL
Omg, Matthew i love you. your hair flips are amazeing
Say my name on the next ask swifty? Say You love alex?!?! 
please!!
hey amm i love your videos
haha you should totay make a video about sharpies!!
and markers and shit like that and act like ut high lol
oh shit this is the question part ohh well im new here hope
you dont think im a dumbshit or anything.. well i am a blonde
so i dont blame you i gess lol
okay…… now what? lol
okay im going to ask a question now…
** i feel stupid **
Would you ever….get high with the That 70’s show people??
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why are you so gay no im just kidding but anser the question anyway
i was wondering if u could saw my name ” Rex ” every other five words!!!!!!!!!!
that would be kewl.
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