SwiftKarateChop

ok so i was jus surfing the site and ran across this little thing from a fan posting on the underwear blog.

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“btw dude, whats up with your bloggers? i jsut saw on the “i am gay” ep you said there’d be somehting new everyday….. only you and jacko blog, and even then, we only get something new like once a week.

then again, maybe nothing cool is coming up to blog, but we sure as hell haven’t had any movie reviews.”

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this made me hate my self… i had to get naked and poke myself with a cattle prod multiple times as punishment.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT……… i had an idea. >=) the first person to email me a picture of themself and a note of devotion as a loyal Raymo fan gets the grand prize of……. <insert drumroll here> YOUR VERY OWN BLOG ABOUT HOW AWSOME YOU ARE AND YOUR PICTURE ON THE FRONT OF THE SITE!!!! also you get a newly updated picture of me!!! may not seem like much but i look nothing like my blogger pic anymore and i think a new pic will come in handy for some of you girls -.O and maybe guys but thats too gross to think about 0.o anywaz! so yea thanks to the fan who gave me this idea and after the contest ends i will try and make a new blog every single day! WOWZAH! gogo gadget roller skates <zooms away>

Squatingturkey@hotmail.com

Hey guys letting you all know I started writing the letters. I have like 50 letters fixed up. Some people didn’t leave me there address so wait 2 weeks, if you don’t recieve a letter and you donated send a email to mbswiftkaratechop@gmail.com with your paypal account and your home address THANKS TONS =D

So  as many of you know I am currently living with my mom, WHERE i have 3 sisters and NO bedroom. This has resulted in the decrease of my live shows and videos on youtube, due to the lack of privacy and time. I would really like to bring you guys awesome videos, 3 a week, and do live shows more than once a week BUT I just cant living here with my mom so I NEED EVERYONES HELP!

I’m trying to move out and it’s going crappy. At the moment I have no job other than youtube(AND YES I’VE TRIED TO GET A REAL JOB HAHA) and youtube isn’t paying me enough to get moved out

SO HELP ME MOVE OUT, to everyone who donates at least 1$ i will write you a awesome letter, just leave your address in the donation  PLEASE HELP ME haha <3

DONATION’S HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED!THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP IM GOING TO START WRITING LETTERS THIS WEEK