SwiftKarateChop

Okay, so I was taking a stroll round the forums and found this:
http://www.swiftkaratechop.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=303

Basically, it’s a petition to make Swifty grow a beard and shave half of it off.

Random, I know. You can either sign here or at the topic linked above. Let’s see if he actually does it and makes a video of it.

Thanks to bobulibobium for the weird idea.