SwiftKarateChop

Heh, just looking around the site then to notice there are no girl bloggers. (Because they’re boring. Oh wait.)

No boobs? No wonder no one visits the main site anymore. All the boobs are on the Forums.

SwiftKarateChop.com needs more breasticles, methinks. Before the women start attacking us saying we’re sexist hoe-bags who don’t want women posting on the site.

then again, they’ll attack us for being boobie obsessed.

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Now look what Matt’s gone and done. He’s added another Youtube Weirdo to his just-as-equally weird website.

I’m another step closer to owning this place. bwaahahaha etc.

Well, lemme introduce meself then. I’m Jacko, I play games and code websites for a living. I’m a nerd, but I sound like an idiot. What a clash. You’ll know me from the forums as the guy with the most posts ever.

I’m sure I’ll keep you entertained somehow.

Jacko Out.