SwiftKarateChop

FINALLY!

Now this is a good change for a band. They still sound schweeeett.

Videos a bit gay though. Whatever.

Short Blog Is Short.

Okay, so recently I heard SlipKnot’s new song, Psychosocial. When I first heard about SlipKnot finally making a new album, I was uberly excited. I screamed at the Wikipedia page I was on. I was really hoping it would be more like their old stuff and less like their new.

Now, don’t get me wrong, the Subliminal album was good. I loved it. But seriously, SlipKnot’s older stuff just can’t be beaten. Back then, Corey Taylor’s voice was like, godly. No debate. Now it’s fucked up because he screamed wrong.
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Okay, so I was taking a stroll round the forums and found this:
http://www.swiftkaratechop.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=303

Basically, it’s a petition to make Swifty grow a beard and shave half of it off.

Random, I know. You can either sign here or at the topic linked above. Let’s see if he actually does it and makes a video of it.

Thanks to bobulibobium for the weird idea.

Heh, just looking around the site then to notice there are no girl bloggers. (Because they’re boring. Oh wait.)

No boobs? No wonder no one visits the main site anymore. All the boobs are on the Forums.

SwiftKarateChop.com needs more breasticles, methinks. Before the women start attacking us saying we’re sexist hoe-bags who don’t want women posting on the site.

then again, they’ll attack us for being boobie obsessed.

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Now look what Matt’s gone and done. He’s added another Youtube Weirdo to his just-as-equally weird website.

I’m another step closer to owning this place. bwaahahaha etc.

Well, lemme introduce meself then. I’m Jacko, I play games and code websites for a living. I’m a nerd, but I sound like an idiot. What a clash. You’ll know me from the forums as the guy with the most posts ever.

I’m sure I’ll keep you entertained somehow.

Jacko Out.