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HELP SWIFTY MOVE OUT :)

So  as many of you know I am currently living with my mom, WHERE i have 3 sisters and NO bedroom. This has resulted in the decrease of my live shows and videos on youtube, due to the lack of privacy and time. I would really like to bring you guys awesome videos, 3 a week, and do live shows more than once a week BUT I just cant living here with my mom so I NEED EVERYONES HELP!

I’m trying to move out and it’s going crappy. At the moment I have no job other than youtube(AND YES I’VE TRIED TO GET A REAL JOB HAHA) and youtube isn’t paying me enough to get moved out :(

 

SO HELP ME MOVE OUT, to everyone who donates at least 1$ i will write you a awesome letter, just leave your address in the donation :)  PLEASE HELP ME haha :( <3

 

DONATION’S HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED!THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP IM GOING TO START WRITING LETTERS THIS WEEK


33 Comments so far

  1. bobulibobium September 2nd, 2008 12:59 am

    hahaha, poor you :(

    i still live with my parents, but i have job. i still have school to go to htough lawl.

    if i donate $10, can i have 10 letters, and give them to my friends?

    besides,i dont have a bank card to donate money with :(

  2. bobulibobium September 2nd, 2008 1:00 am

    wait a minute, youtube pays you?!?!

  3. bobulibobium September 2nd, 2008 1:01 am

    oh and PS, maybe you could do advertising for money, like smosh did with logitech. or maybe spam your site with pop ups……

  4. SwiftKarateChop September 2nd, 2008 1:10 am

    maybe idk :( gah i just hate this place hahah

  5. jacko September 2nd, 2008 5:51 am

    if i send you like, $100 will that shut you up? :P

  6. coolloserperson_101 September 2nd, 2008 8:00 am

    awww poor you!! i would donate but i dont got a bank card to donate with… :(

  7. dicks September 2nd, 2008 1:06 pm

    IM GONNA DONATE BUT TEH BUTTON DUZ NAWT WERK

  8. FailsAtLife September 2nd, 2008 3:51 pm

    Umm… wouldn’t paying for the stamps to mail out the letters take up almost half of the $ that is sent to you??

    Food for the Thought

  9. bobulibobium September 3rd, 2008 12:33 am

    i’d steal the stamps my parents buy

    i’d be more worried about paying for international postage

  10. bobulibobium September 3rd, 2008 12:33 am

    you could sell shit on ebay

  11. denny September 3rd, 2008 7:01 am

    oi lol um can i hav ur account details lol so i can buy a jar of sex no lol but i dont hav a credit card nor do any of the people that watch u so yea we should either hav bank details or by money order

  12. bobulibobium September 3rd, 2008 7:44 am

    give your address, we send money

    stalkers ensue

  13. emmryanne September 3rd, 2008 10:51 am

    I Have No credit cardsor Anything how About Mail, The old Fashioned Way?
    Eh?

  14. emmryanne September 3rd, 2008 10:53 am

    BC I heart Your Shows And Would Like To See Them More..

  15. Enac September 3rd, 2008 3:12 pm

    I want to donate to the cause of helping u move out, buuut…like a lot of ppl I don’t have a bankcard/creditcard or anything like that.

    That also means no letter for me. :[

    MAJORLY SORREH,
    Emily

  16. SwiftKarateChop September 3rd, 2008 5:03 pm

    its ok :) thanks for trying

  17. KimmieKABOOM September 3rd, 2008 7:47 pm

    Don’t we nee your addresss? O.o

  18. KimmieKABOOM September 3rd, 2008 7:48 pm

    Need, oops xD And I plan on sending you 5 dollars :] cause you’re amazing, lol.

  19. COW MAN September 4th, 2008 1:45 am

    SELL YOUR HAIR ON EBAY =O OMFG AND JARS OF SEX! u could just sell jars that say ’some sex’ and have a condom in em =) all ure fans would buy. lol!!!! =)

  20. jacko September 4th, 2008 5:28 am

    any reason why you’re not living with your dad then?

    oh, and i’ll give you $10 once i’ve got paid again ;)

  21. yeah you September 4th, 2008 9:23 am

    haha dude get a life

  22. Kati September 4th, 2008 4:30 pm

    if we give you our adress you might find us and scare us.

    i asked my mom to donate and she got mad and said you should make your own money and i was like MOM!!!

    you should have an adress to mail these stuff out so i could secretly give you my money :]

    SO DO THAT SO I CAN HELP AND BE A GOOD PERSON !!!

  23. SimplyyJohnny September 4th, 2008 5:36 pm

    Already donated =D
    All i had in my paypal was $2 :(
    Wish i could help more than just that.

    LOVE YOUR VIDS!

    Just signed up for the site,
    after i saw the donate video.

  24. Laura September 4th, 2008 8:45 pm

    I wish I could donate! D: I don’t have a credit card so I can’t and I am plenty sure this place won’t take my American Express gift card. >.<;;

  25. zoeylovesTHEUSED September 5th, 2008 12:25 am

    I donated 5$ gotta see the videos more orignial than the polka dotted pink bedspread and walls in the back ground :]

  26. abbyy September 5th, 2008 11:53 pm

    you should have set up a p.o box.
    that way people w/o credit cards and such could send you money…
    coulda made a lot more…

    just an idea for next time.

  27. Bri September 6th, 2008 2:28 pm

    im sorry D;
    i felt really bad, cause i tried to help you, but i dont have plastic moneyyyy, and my mom was all, “hell no you dont even know this person” so i coulnt and im VERY VERY sorry, but i do hope you find an amazing place to live,breathe,andmakevideos. [; lmfao. i loveyou

  28. kagomae58 September 7th, 2008 4:25 pm

    hmm if u autograph ur boxers[or wutever u wear] and put it on ebay sick basterds will buy it :D!!

  29. ReAnn September 7th, 2008 8:24 pm

    hey swifty! i love your show!! my friend turned me on to your show and i have been watching them ever since. you are so hilarious and know how to keep people laughing. hope that the whole moving out thing works!! :)

    ~ReAnn

  30. Random September 8th, 2008 1:46 am

    What if i still feel like donating because i like wasting money

  31. christina :D September 8th, 2008 9:05 pm

    Grr. I donated money before I read that donations were discontinued….now i won’t get a letter. :(

  32. Jimmy Frye September 14th, 2008 4:38 pm

    Your hilarious!
    I’ll donate $1.00 if my mom will let me.

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