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SwiftKarateChop.com = Sexist?

Heh, just looking around the site then to notice there are no girl bloggers. (Because they’re boring. Oh wait.)

No boobs? No wonder no one visits the main site anymore. All the boobs are on the Forums.

SwiftKarateChop.com needs more breasticles, methinks. Before the women start attacking us saying we’re sexist hoe-bags who don’t want women posting on the site.

Hooray For Boobies

then again, they’ll attack us for being boobie obsessed.


And no, I don’t think any of our lovely manboobs count for the lack of real titties this place has.
O_o

Then again…

60 Comments so far

  1. RawrRawrGracie May 24th, 2008 4:57 pm

    Nothing wrong with liking boobies. I don’t like boobies but I guess that’s cuz I got em… that’s didn’t make any sense….

  2. spazda May 25th, 2008 12:12 pm

    your picture collage up top is lacking some real titties too…

    just saying… :]

  3. jacko May 25th, 2008 3:13 pm

    not my picture, took it from the internet :P

  4. swifty_iz_chill May 25th, 2008 3:37 pm

    lolol
    hah
    dudeee
    i totally said u were sexist!!!!!!bahahah
    but it was about a chill tee only being in menss…..

    heyyyyy…..
    will u plz dump jill for me?!?!?!?!?!jk
    yr hella older than me but age is just a number rite.?.?.?
    jklol
    :]

  5. samanthajotaylor1013 May 25th, 2008 3:54 pm

    Wow… So I’m new to the whole Swifty scene,… but I have to say I’m into this.. lol

  6. jacko May 25th, 2008 5:53 pm

    who’s dumping jill now? lulz. o_O’

  7. SwiftKarateChop May 25th, 2008 9:59 pm

    lol this was a funny blog though

  8. spazda May 26th, 2008 12:22 pm

    im sure jill would punch you in the face if she heard you talking like that.

    (bahahahaha.. cuz… cuz shes a hand? get it? GET IT?)

  9. jacko May 26th, 2008 12:30 pm

    ^ lol.

  10. spazda May 26th, 2008 12:34 pm

    back on subject though… well… not really… BUT closer to topic than jill and such:

    i dont know where i’d be without my boobs. (dude im not even gonna lie, mine have names.) so, i understand the attraction.

    and i’ll be on the main site commenting all your stupid ass blogs. :]

  11. swifty_iz_chill May 26th, 2008 5:03 pm

    lol guys……..
    im hoping jill doesnt get angry….

    heyy, where can i get the swim suit on the top left hand corner of the collage?????
    its pretty damn sexy if u ask me.jkjk
    WHORESSS!!!!!!

    dudeee, its not my fault yr dads an octopus……
    i can be random tooo swiftyyyyy…
    :]

  12. swifty_iz_chill May 26th, 2008 5:04 pm

    is it bad if i cant stop staring at those tits?????
    lol
    XD

  13. jacko May 26th, 2008 5:09 pm

    yes, yes it is.

    most of them aren’t real

  14. swifty_iz_chill May 26th, 2008 5:17 pm

    shiiiittttttttt………i better stop then.

    the not realer the better…….
    XD

  15. jacko May 26th, 2008 5:24 pm

    not really.

    real boobays ftw

  16. swifty_iz_chill May 26th, 2008 5:31 pm

    that is pretty true…..
    idk how id live without themmmmmm……..loljk
    well actually not jk cuz i probly couldnt…..
    wow

    :O

  17. disturbedlilgirlvc May 26th, 2008 8:43 pm

    guys…………What am I going to do wiht them
    lol

  18. spazda May 26th, 2008 9:29 pm

    you can show ‘em your boobs.
    although its something you want to save for a rainy day, when you are very bored.

    then you whip ‘em out.

    i’m a terrible person.

  19. disturbedlilgirlvc May 26th, 2008 9:35 pm

    ……..

  20. spazda May 26th, 2008 10:01 pm

    dont judge me!

  21. disturbedlilgirlvc May 26th, 2008 10:07 pm

    Im not
    im not saying your a bad person!
    YOu just have a diffrent outlook on life! 0,o

  22. RawrRawrGracie May 26th, 2008 10:21 pm

    tits or gtfo… or sorry wrong forum.

  23. disturbedlilgirlvc May 26th, 2008 10:50 pm

    ……….. How do you manage that?

  24. swifty_iz_chill May 27th, 2008 7:20 pm

    spazda,i totally agree….
    lol
    those rainy days can bring the worst out of u…jklol

    sooooo disturbedlilgirlvc, u better not be judging me either….loljk

    anyone wanna talk to me??????
    im open for anyone….
    EXCEPT DISTURBEDLILGIRLVC!!!!!!!
    jkjkjkjkjkjkjk
    im open to anyoneeeeee…..
    :]

  25. swifty_iz_chill May 27th, 2008 7:51 pm

    ummm………jacko, when i click on yr name it sends me to nintendo extreme and im like-wtf, over here…..
    it just is giving me signs that yr a big gamer…..
    lol
    XD

  26. disturbedlilgirlvc May 27th, 2008 8:08 pm

    im not judging ppl

    -_-

  27. jacko May 27th, 2008 8:47 pm

    well yeah, that’s what i got my website set too.

    i’m changing it to http://www.devilwearsjacko.co.uk soon though.

  28. spazda May 27th, 2008 10:24 pm

    …how did you know i had a thing for gay moustaches?

  29. EmiliaDeLaMorte May 28th, 2008 12:16 am

    its alright to like breasticles… alot… like you do..

    i swear Swifty id let you borrow mine sometime….. ;)

  30. crienexzy May 28th, 2008 2:46 am

    Im a girl. I have a blog. I have several blogs actually :P http://crien.wordpress.com <– thats new though :P

  31. jacko May 28th, 2008 6:04 am

    i meant a onsite blog, silly XD

  32. thursdaysunderwear May 28th, 2008 7:38 am

    jacko, you’re a noob.
    mwahahahaha.
    rhee’s done it again.

  33. jacko May 28th, 2008 8:08 am

    you followed me!

    i’m kick yo’ ass :P

  34. swifty_iz_chill May 28th, 2008 4:45 pm

    heyyy guys……..
    bahahahah
    i gotta joke….
    before i say it im not rascist and dont get offended…lol

    sooooo……
    wats the difference between a nigguh and a bag of shit????????????????
    :P

  35. swifty_iz_chill May 28th, 2008 4:47 pm

    ^
    the happy smiling face up there was sposed to be a tounge sticking out thing…..
    thats dont anything like it..lol
    :p

  36. swifty_iz_chill May 28th, 2008 4:48 pm

    sooooo a lower case p works…….
    ahhhhhhhhh
    :p

  37. Shelby Tank May 29th, 2008 3:24 pm

    I already love this guy.

  38. thursdaysunderwear May 29th, 2008 8:31 pm

    pfft you’re the one that followed me.
    cause i’m COOOOOOOL
    (Y)

    you know, i’m so flipping bored.

  39. ninjaplease May 31st, 2008 3:11 pm

    Im a girl.
    and im here.
    :]
    BOOBS!!!!

    I LOVE MATTHEW MURDERFACE!
    :]♥

  40. swifty_iz_chill May 31st, 2008 6:46 pm

    i remember when this one was at the top of the page…
    those good ol’ days.bahaha
    jkjkjk

    blehhhhhh…….
    xD

  41. gitchel24 June 5th, 2008 11:26 am

    wow that must have been alot of money

  42. spazda June 6th, 2008 12:22 am

    ( @ Y @ )

    bahahaha
    boobs.

    get it?!

  43. jacko June 6th, 2008 6:42 pm

    ^ old

  44. spazda June 6th, 2008 8:39 pm

    not old, classic.

  45. jacko June 7th, 2008 6:39 am

    no, old.

  46. Yukivamp June 11th, 2008 5:08 pm

    haha if i had a website i’d put tits on it too!!! but i’d put man tittys!!!! lol

  47. nina-3227 June 14th, 2008 1:56 am

    most wemen don’t even wan’t boobs
    what do you think of that

    thy get inyoure way sometimes

  48. SkittlezRapiest June 15th, 2008 2:08 am

    My god.
    I don’t care if you can’t get laid.
    Get the fucking porn off this god damn website!
    I said now barney.
    Uhh ohh.
    Please barnical spong-bob.
    Don’t rape me!
    Ohh.
    That was the best i’ve ever had.

  49. FailsAtLife June 15th, 2008 10:29 pm

    wtf

  50. danni June 17th, 2008 3:23 pm

    im a girl and no i do not blog. because my life is boring and i have nothing to blog about. anddd im a little late in this conversation haha

  51. Aok June 23rd, 2008 5:08 pm

    that was alot of boobs..
    i know realize that boobs are even more weird looking than i thought before..

  52. I Killed the Radio Star June 27th, 2008 2:05 pm

    God damned sexist terrorists, that’s what you are!

  53. FrostedAnimalCookies July 5th, 2008 2:21 pm

    There’s nothing wrong with boobs. I’m a chick I have them. I like them. So yea. The giant boob thing was pretty funny.

  54. jacko July 10th, 2008 1:31 pm

    “My god.
    I don’t care if you can’t get laid.
    Get the fucking porn off this god damn website!”

    rolf.

    besides the fact i do get laid, and obviously you can stand to see boobays.

  55. jnrrloaa August 3rd, 2008 3:31 am

    jnrrloaa…

    jnrrloaa…

  56. Omgitscarolyn08 August 3rd, 2008 5:04 pm

    rofl.
    i think your boobie obsessed.

  57. jacko October 23rd, 2008 6:44 pm

    i’m 17. what the fuck d’you expect.

  58. jess October 26th, 2008 8:34 pm

    i love swifty.
    he makes me super randyyy.

  59. TriChelsie October 27th, 2008 3:13 pm

    whoaaa

  60. vivalasam October 27th, 2008 7:37 pm

    randy? lol im late in the conversation, but im a girl blogger now :)

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