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Age of BONER

Age of Conan, so much BETTER than i expected it to be. I actually played nearly 10 hours straight yesterday 0.o is that sad?

HELL NO IT’S NOT SAD IT’S THAT DAMN GOOD!

Age of Conan has made me realize how much of a nerd I really am, I spent 90$ on the collector’s edition and actually found myself looking at the sketch book that came with it!

PROS!
-awesomely awesomeness with more awesome cumming on awesome!
-pvp is actually FUN, it’s foreign at first but you catch on quick!
-combat is smooth, ALSO foreign at first, but hey I LOVE FOREIGN CHICKS!
-you actually feel like completing the quest!
-graphics are nice as hell, and the game is pretty smooth at the moment.
-FATALITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEHEADINGS!!!!!!!!! BONERS!!!!!!!!!
-THE CHICKS CAN WALK AROUND TOPLESS!!! I mean the graphics are smooth yea. 0.o

CONS!
-it is foreign as hell lol 0.o
-no tips on the ingame slash commands (i had to google the shit)
-ok so the game is divided into regions(with loading screens)
-actually not that bad though since you i’ve spent 10 hours in one place anyways
-the battles are more so AOE fights, very very rarely a 1v1
-but you have wide swings and such so you can damage opponents all around you
-WHERE THE FUCK IS ARNOLD!!!!

OVERALL I LOVE THE DAMN GAME! I feel like I could actually stand to play all the classes and races atleast once! Its AMAZING PLAY IT!

Name = Gladeon
Server = Cimmerian

7 Comments so far

  1. Shelby Tank May 22nd, 2008 12:11 pm

    So are you paying for Beta?

    Our clan was thinking about moving over there but the 3 or so people that got into beta weren’t impressed with it.

    So we’re probably going to be playing Requiem instead. :[

  2. SwiftKarateChop May 22nd, 2008 1:31 pm

    dude AoC is awesome, btw the game is out now.

    i played 3 days early access and now im pplaying the full game its awesome

  3. XiT May 23rd, 2008 9:02 am

    fucking love your vids but i think World of Warcraft is better :P

  4. jacko May 23rd, 2008 6:41 pm

    naked chicks for the wins

    uncensored pic plz :3

  5. The Tumz May 24th, 2008 7:03 pm

    Greetings I are Tumz
    I are com from Iceland, I are typing silly for teh lulz
    anyways yeah I’m guna actually start tryin out AoC
    I find WoW corrupted with boring pvp and tooo looong and haaaard raids, I mean common teh old waz ok and lvln was ok but once you hit 70 u can only pvp…… wtf anyways its good to hear taht you find it good because u ares deespurpingly alike to me, ask my girlfriend PSHYC I don’t have one (H)………… :’(

  6. crienexzy May 27th, 2008 3:07 am

    Was actually going to try this game out for my self… but i’ll have to wait until after my exam… then i’ll be behind everyone, just as when WoW came out :P

  7. swifty_iz_chill May 29th, 2008 8:53 pm

    u guys r total gamers.lol
    i have noooo idea wat yr talking abouttt.

    i got sooo freakin sunburnt at teh pool dood…
    it hurtsssss!!!!!
    ive got like streaks all over the place cuz im a horrrriiiibbbllleee sun screen putter onner.bahah
    XD

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